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Just one guy's quest to unlock the mysterious art of storytelling on screen.

Thursday, December 23, 2010

Joe Eszterhas - The Abridged Version: Basically It Stinks

Joe Eszterhas is an asshole.

Exhibit A: Burn Hollywood Burn.  Watch it.

But not just any asshole.

Exhibit B: Hollywood Animal.  Read it.

Joe Eszterhas destroys everything he loves.

Joe Eszterhas destroys everything he hates.

Joe Eszterhas destroys everything else.  Including Joe Eszterhas.

Exhibit C: Joe Eszterhas.


Yes, Joe Eszterhas is quite the asshole.

Not just any asshole.

If you're a friend of Joe Eszterhas, you're not a friend of Joe Eszterhas.

If you're family of Joe Eszterhas, you're not family of Joe Eszterhas.

Joe Eszterhas is a destroyer of lives.

He's the center of his world.

He's the center of your world.

Joe Eszterhas is a creator of worlds.

Joe Eszterhas is a destroyer of worlds.

He's the Light.

He's the Dark.

He's the place between the light and the dark.

Joe Eszterhas is...

... the Devil's asshole.

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

How to start gmail without the chat feature

How to start gmail without chat...

https://mail.google.com/?chat=0

with chat...

https://mail.google.com/?chat=1

Nothing to do with storytelling or screenwriting, sure. But it solves an annoyance I've lived with for years.

Oh. And Josh Olsen, if you're reading... I will not join your fucking chat.