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Thursday, December 23, 2010

Joe Eszterhas - The Abridged Version: Basically It Stinks

Joe Eszterhas is an asshole.

Exhibit A: Burn Hollywood Burn.  Watch it.

But not just any asshole.

Exhibit B: Hollywood Animal.  Read it.

Joe Eszterhas destroys everything he loves.

Joe Eszterhas destroys everything he hates.

Joe Eszterhas destroys everything else.  Including Joe Eszterhas.

Exhibit C: Joe Eszterhas.


Yes, Joe Eszterhas is quite the asshole.

Not just any asshole.

If you're a friend of Joe Eszterhas, you're not a friend of Joe Eszterhas.

If you're family of Joe Eszterhas, you're not family of Joe Eszterhas.

Joe Eszterhas is a destroyer of lives.

He's the center of his world.

He's the center of your world.

Joe Eszterhas is a creator of worlds.

Joe Eszterhas is a destroyer of worlds.

He's the Light.

He's the Dark.

He's the place between the light and the dark.

Joe Eszterhas is...

... the Devil's asshole.